Friday, 9 September 2011

Letter from God

By Mukoma Alfred Nenguwo

To: ALL CYF MEMBERS

From: God

Subject: Recall Notice

Date: Eternity

The maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed, 'Subsequent Internal

Noncompliance,' or more commonly known as S.I.N, and it is primarily symptomized by loss of moral judgment.

Some other symptoms:

(a) Loss of direction
(b) Foul vocal emissions
(c) Amnesia of origin
(d) Lack of peace and joy
(e) Selfish, or violent behavior
(f) Depression or confusion within the mental
component
(g) Fearfulness and/or dishonesty
(h) Idolatry

The manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service, free of charge to correct this S.I.N defect. The number to call for the recall station in your area is: 1-800-P-R-A-Y-E-R.

Once connected, please upload your burden of S.I.N. by pressing R-E-P-E-N-T-A-N-C-E.

Next, download J-E-S-U-S into the heart. No matter how big or small the S.I.N. defect is, the JESUS repair will replace it with:

(a) Love
(b) Joy
(c) Peace
(d) Long-suffering
(e) Gentleness
(f) Goodness
(g) Faith
(h) Meekness
(i) Temperance

Please see the operating manual HOLY BIBLE, for further details on the use of these repairs.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human unit without correction voids the manufacturer's warranty, exposing owner to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.

For free emergency service, call on J-E-S-U-S

1 comment:

  1. must watch and hear my testimony on you tube titled, "Christ testimony of the churches around the world."
    two identical jesus christ put in front of you, would you be able to know which one is the real messiah matthew 7:22?
    have you read Ezekiel chapter 8 and 9?
    there are two identical jesus christ revelation 17:8. the churches around the world are following the identical jesus christ which is the beast. most of revelation is happening in the spirit world, that's why Jesus said it would be like the days of Noah and Lot. millions of catholics and christians are not aware of the dangers of spiritual judgement inside these man made buildings set up for worship. satan is the wrath of God.... please you must turn and seek God in prayer for the truth. the outpouring of the holy Spirit happens just before the judgement of the seven vials full of the wrath of God revelation 7... this message is not a joke.. please seek God in prayer for the truth.. please hear my testimony on you tube! the fulfillment of the gentiles is right now!

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